Japanese Woman Comes Out of the Closet

Choose Your Own Preface:

1) The next time you hear a strange noise coming from your closet, you might want to double check before you dismiss it as just your imagination...

2) So you think your apartment is small!

in the closet

I'm callous enough to appreciate a little "gallows humor" from time to time, but this headline about Sen. Kennedy may have gone a bit too far, even for my taste.